I woke up on the Carlin side of the bed this morning.

September 22nd, 2010

Me: You know what I don’t get?

Chris: Uh-oh.

Me: What?

Chris: It’s just that when you start a sentence that way…

Me: It turns into a rant?

Chris: Yes.

Makes me wish I hadn’t dropped out of beauty school. 

September 20th, 2010

Geek Nail Art

The (mis)adventures of a tiny Jedi master, as envisioned by my friend Chadwick.

September 8th, 2010

Sometimes, you just gotta get the f@*k outta Dagobah.

You bet your sweet ass I want these. Special edition Sanrio Doc Martens!

September 6th, 2010

You bet your sweet ass I want these. Special edition Sanrio Doc Martens!

My friend’s 5-year-old daughter now refers to me as “Cartoon Lady” because of this

September 6th, 2010

My friend’s 5-year-old daughter now refers to me as “Cartoon Lady” because of this