Me: You know what I don’t get?
Chris: Uh-oh.
Me: What?
Chris: It’s just that when you start a sentence that way…
Me: It turns into a rant?
Chris: Yes.
Me: You know what I don’t get?
Chris: Uh-oh.
Me: What?
Chris: It’s just that when you start a sentence that way…
Me: It turns into a rant?
Chris: Yes.

You bet your sweet ass I want these. Special edition Sanrio Doc Martens!

My friend’s 5-year-old daughter now refers to me as “Cartoon Lady” because of this